Tell me your secrets, I'll only broadcast them to the world.
Submit if you please
the vessels of michael and lucifer, everyone
tbh this is probably how michael and lucifer fought whenever they argued about something, usually about who God loves more
so this is basically a preview of how the apocalypse would have gone down
That’s siblings right there.
Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about history?
Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about religion?
Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about psychology?
Friend: Wow, where did you learn to cook?
One of these is a lot more disturbing than the others
yeah wtf sherlock isn’t just about psychology…
"[My mom] lives on a Havasu reservation in Arizona with her new husband and three replacement kids. Oh, and she inexplicably mails me a cactus every Valentine’s Day. And I’m like, “Thanks a heap, Coyote Ugly. This cactus-gram stings even worse than your abandonment.”