Fucking Asshat
Tell me your secrets, I'll only broadcast them to the world.
Submit if you please
If you're reading this you aren't seeing what's coming up behind you.
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All Time Low - The Reckless and the Brave
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f-a-c-e-t-s asked: I wonder what would happen if our feet would be switched with our hands like wtf typing would be hard as fuckk
Answer:
I have never laughed harder in my life
f-a-c-e-t-s asked: I can be high without drugs - that's the magic of lesbianism. Go tell your friends!
Answer:
f-a-c-e-t-s asked: Porn will solve the world's problems. Porn is magical. Tbh porn makes me wanna throw up though. There was a girl with two vaginas and she was offered a bajillion dollars from the porn industry but she said no. Slut.
Answer:
My parents just had to come in and check on me because I was laughing so hard
f-a-c-e-t-s asked: Duuuuude my handwriting looks like hieroglyphics sometimes like wtf am I high
Answer:
Put the weed down Sarah, it’s not 4/20 yet
f-a-c-e-t-s asked: Hello there, I have a butt that I am sitting upon.
Answer:
You have a nice butt that you are sitting on. What. I didn’t say that.
f-a-c-e-t-s asked: I ENJOY GIVING BIRTH TO CHEETOS
Answer:
Have fun with that Sarah, have fun with that…