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cumbercollected221b:

flarnge:

sentrysticks:

Cover of the original unaired pilot of Sherlock

You’re welcome

HOTAWHAT

THOSE EEYYEESS

BABY

anglosexual:

chickensandwich:

i hate when couples say “we’re pregnant” because there is a very slim chance that they are both pregnant

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twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

(Source: lovely-scum)

fancyfemaletimelord:

No, friend, let me explain you a thing.

fancyfemaletimelord:

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No, friend, let me explain you a thing.

(Source: tomhiddlesbitch)

thelittlenickle asked: I secretly want this person I know to move down to my side of the state so we can hang out all the time

I know the feeling sweetheart

Anonymous asked: Help me? I had an internet friend and one day they stopped talking to me like they talked to me less and less until they stopped and i dont know why because we were good friends (or so i thought) and i miss them so much and i dont know what to do? it was like a month ago too so should i talk to them?

Shit, sorry, I so didn’t see this. If they haven’t talked to you by now I recommend making sure that they’re okay. Don’t let your friend slip away, alright?

(Source: declaringwar)

deathchan:

I fucking love Wednesday. So much.

(Source: well-fancy-that)

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